Humor!

A friend I of mine shared this “SIMPLE TRUTHS OF LIFE….” (HUMOR)

Simple Truths of Life

INSTEAD OF GIVING A POLITICIAN THE KEYS TO THE CITY, IT MIGHT BE BETTER
TO CHANGE THE LOCKS.

SIMPLE TRUTH

1. Lovers help each other undress before sex.However after sex, they
   always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once
   you’re screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH

2. When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and say, “Congrats”.
   But, none of them come and touch the man’s
   penis and say, “Good job”.Moral of the story: “Hard work is never appreciated.”

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE

1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a
   Corvette than on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the ass-hole’s name.
3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble, they will remember you
   when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.